Amusing Horse Names
There are some strict rules for naming horses and this can lead to some enterprising and amusing equine names, some which make it and some which don’t…
A Brief outline to the rules of racing horse naming:
- All horse owners who wish their horse to compete must register their names with Weatherbys, the official administrator of the horse racing.
- The Weatherbys register has about 250,000 names which consists of horses that are currently training or raced during the last 20 years.
- Famous racehorse names are not allowed to be used twice so there will never be another Shergar, Red Rum or Arkle even though they are all deceased.
- No name can contain more than 18 letters including spaces, names aren’t allowed whose pronunciation or spelling is obscene or insulting including spoonerisms or rude foreign words.
Love The Races has just published a list of banned Horse names. It’s a shame in a way that they didn’t make it.
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NAMES WHICH WERE BANNED
Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken
Curl One Off
Dick Face
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Monk
Hugh G Dildeaux
Hugh G Rection
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Ima Hoare
Ima Goodlay
Ima P Ness
Ima Rapist
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Threesome
Ivanna Tinkle
Major B Oner
Norfolk Enchants
OilBeefHooked
Pee Nesenvy
Spank The Monkey
The Fokker
The Gobbler
Jack Schitt
Amanda Mount
Anita B Jaynow
Anita Bath
Anita Longerman
Anita Mandelay
Anna Reksik
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Are Soles to You
Arfur Foulkesaycke
Ben Derhover
Ben Timover
Betty Swallocks
HERE’S A LIST OF SOME THAT DID:
Slippery Dick
Fuchu
Little Knickers
Noble Locks
Big Tits
Finmental
Who Gives A Donald
Passing Wind
Hoof Hearted
Geespot
Dirty Sanchez
Foxy Fanny
Muff Diver
Peony’s Envy
Wear The Fox Hat
Sofa Can Fast